Mild Dehydration: check

Full-body ache: check

Soles of feet bruised: check

Exhaustion: check

Covered in edible glitter:...

My apartment tonight was filled with love (everyone), sex (alas, not me), and Lady Gaga (THAT WAS ALL ME BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAY). A successful...

in order to be deemed the most profound and avant garde for stating obvious plain surface facts about shit you never actually suffer the most,
you...

home is where the freedom to be butt nekkid 24/7 is.

i truly and honestly believe everyone, regardless of body type, will look fabulous in a shiny, gold leopard print catsuit.

i have a dream, for...